MALE OR FEMALE?

MALE OR FEMALE?

Male or Female you might, you might have noticed this, but a lot of non-living things are either male or female.Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:they are male because they hold everything in,but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
they are female, because once turned off, it takes while to warm up again.they are effective reproductive device if the right buttons are turned on but can wreck havoc if the wrong bottons are pushed.

TIRES:
they are male because they go bad easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
also are male objects because they go anywhere, you only have to light fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
they are femle because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:
female because they are constantly being look on and frequebt;y being hit on.

TRAINS;
definately male.because they always use the same old line for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:
Egg Timers are female bacuase over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER:
male, because in the last 500 years and more, they have hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:
female.Ha!you proberbly thought it would be male.but conside this; it easily gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesnt always know which buttons to push, he just keep trying.