ABC's THE BACHELOR REALITY SHOW

If you don’t watch ABC’s The Bachelor then you’re probably asking, “Would I what?”. Before I explain my question, let me just say first hand that I don’t watch The Bachelor either. I find it insulting and highly degrading that Women would subject themselves shame just to find a guy. And these Women aren’t the kind of desperate whory Women you’ll find from Bret Michaels’ Rock of Love. The Women from The Bachelor all look decent, intelligent and professionals. But for some reason they think it’s ok to go on a reality show to find a husband. Anyway, I only found out what happened on the show last night because a freind from The View spent about 20 minutes painfully reliving the nightmare that was The Bachelor finale.

Apparently, The Bachelor’s decision was controversial. See, Jason Mesnick dumped the girl named Molly for the girl named Melissa. But wait, during the finale reunion, he changed his mind, dumped Melissa, and then went back to Molly. Oh My Gosh! I know that there are still a few Men out there who act like dogs but I don’t know anyone who would do it on national TV for millions to see. And to think this Bachelor is a Father. Being a Single Dad was the major factor of the show. The Women were all just itching to be the stepmother of the little boy.

Now if you are a Man reading this, my question is, would you dump a girl (cry your heart out about how much it hurts to do so) for another girl, and then dump that girl to go back to the other girl?

If you are a woman, would you accept the proposal after you were already dumped and humiliated?

I could go on and and on about what a jerk this Jason Mesnick is but the show had women who wanted to be his “wife”. They said Love is blind, but come on now. There are also the things called brains, decency, self-esteem, self-respect and oooh I don’t know, match.com or eharmony.com.

Having said all that, I have a conspiracy theory going on in my head. What if it wasn’t The Bachelor’s decision to go this way? What if ABC instructed him to dump Molly, pick Mellisa, then dump her and then pick Molly? It’s a twist for the TV ratings my friends. The show needed a MAJOR ta-daaaah moment to keep the viewers glued on TV.

This will then make Melissa, the next Bachelorette who will find her own Man after being dumped on TV. It’s the best scenario for a the next season. Hey, I’m just saying.

Like I said, it’s a theory so please don’t sue me for libel, or whatever. I hope you enjoyed the “Womanizer’ video that a perturbed fan made and posted on YouTube .