5 Questions You Never Ask A Man While He’s Half-Asleep

Hey people, its a long weekend...personally, am not sure i have done so many posts in a single weekend in a long while...(:-...yeah, and i am guessing its something...hun?(:-...
Well, i sa something over the internet...and i thought i should share it wiht you folks...
First, it might not be applicabe to everyone because everybody is different but we’re just having fun so here you go.,,,5 Questions You Never Ask A Man While He’s Half-Asleep...

1. Never say “What’s my name?” to a guy when he’s half-asleep. And especially if you guys haven’t known each other long. It may not end well.


2. Don’t ask for money. He might give you more than he intends to and then when he wakes up and realizes it and it’s already spent, there might be a problem.


3. Don’t even try to make plans when a man is half-asleep. He may agree to something that he won’t remember the next day.


4. Don’t ask trick questions like,  “do I look fat in this dress?” when a man is half-asleep–or when a man is awake. You look the same way you always look.


5. Don’t ask “will you marry me?” when a man is half-asleep. Those questions require full alertness, and maybe a bottle of vodka, depending on your situation.


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