Anyway...I dont know how this works...there are times when you just dont wanna leave your system, you just want to blog till the 'G' in the word blog disappears...other times you just dont want to go near your key board not to talk of typing or blogging anything...well right now am in just that mood of my spirit wanting to do so much typing but my hands are not just willing but like i have always told my friends..and even as my screen saver...i have received so much love from you guys i just cant help but do this everyday...whats on the agenda for today...mhmnnnnnn....WELL, am doing the continuation of the NAMES & MEANING i started with yesterday...i said i was going to do just three alphabets today but i have received calls and messages from left, right and centre of people both the ones i know and the ones i dont telling me am being wicked as it might take a month for me to get to their names, so am hasting this up...well, i really will like to read your COMMENTS about what you guys think about this crazy stuff...AND i also have got something that i cant believe am doing ...may be its just because its the first time am really digressing from my regular stuff.i am bringing you for me,my best part of todays blogging...TEN(10) SEXY THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED WOMAN...ok, now i know what you guys are proberbly thinking...ok..do i really know what you are thinking??? yeah, your guess is as good as mine so why not drop it as your COMMENTS...
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice.
Darrn - charming , but sleeps with men.
Dary - smells bad, has no real mates
David - total wanker - hated by all.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can’t sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he’ll never get cos he’s an arsehole.
Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.Elliott - Full of himself
Eric - shy.Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - “different” - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
Greame - very hard to understand, likes group sexGraham - will screw anything
Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Guy - Covers his back, has a small dick.
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around young girls.
Haydn - tries hard.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn’t everybody!).
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him…yeh right!!!
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Scum of the Earth.
James - built like a horse.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
Jonathon - think he’s good - he’s shit.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous.
10 Sexy Things To Say To A Naked Woman
Ever wondered what the right words are to say to a naked woman? If you’ve been with your partner for a long time, obviously, you’ve know what the 10 sexy things to say to a naked
woman. A woman wouldn’t stay with a Wam-Bam-Thank-You-Ma’am kind of man. Well, confident, happy, committed, and mature Women anyway. Hmmmm, or maybe not. I don’t know. It depends which Woman I guess. I’d like to believe that once a women approaches the age of 30 that she’d prefer commitment over one-night-stands. But that’s just my “ideal” world, heh. So ignore me? :) . Anyhoooo, Men’s Health compiled a list and here’s what they have to say on the 10 Sexy Things A Man Should Say To A Naked Woman with my own comments of course.1. “It’s Ok for Us To Go Slow”. Definitely. Ever heard of a thing called foreplay?
2. “This heart-shaped freckle on your right inner thigh is so beautiful“. Compliments. If she has no freckles, well, I’m sure you”ll find a cute feature to focus on.
3. “You“. I’m guessing coz some Women love to be the center of attention? :)
4. “You kiss great, _____” . Coz Women love affirmation that they’re doing good, perhaps?
5. “I’m going to take these off“. Yes, stop asking whether you should do something, be errr, dominant and just do it. ;)
The rest after the fold……..
6. “You make me think dirty thoughts“. This could be a little tricky though. Some Women might not like hearing dirty things while in the middle of sex. So I guess it depends how well you know your lady.
7. “I want to make you feel good“. But of course. Women always comes first. *ahem*
8. “Next time, I’m going to take you on the hobbyhorse“. It’s called the “afterplay”. Just as relevant as the foreplay.
9. “You amaze me“. Again, with the compliments.
10. “Let me get back to you on that“. Ala Sean Connery on Entrapment. Rule #2, Never trust a naked woman. Women knows when they’re being BS’d. So don’t make commitments about going camping or going to Disney World with the family just because she’s naked in front of you. She knows better so be careful and honest. She’ll appreciate it more. :)
Well, there you go. I’m sure you guys have known these all along. If not, I hope the list helps :) .
I HAVE ACTUALLY FINISHED MY BLOG FOR TODAY, WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUBLISH WHEN I STUMBLED ON THIS...I JUST KNEW I COULD NOT LET THIS GO WITHOUT MENTIONING IT...FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...THIS IS THE BIGGEST CELEB CROSS OVER AS FAR AS I AMCONCERNED, OR WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK???????????
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